FBI and Pizza (poss. offensive to the insane)

The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who introduces the story swears its true.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

AGENT: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.

PIZZA MAN: And where would you like them delivered?

AGENT: Were over at the psychiatric hospital.

PIZZA MAN: The psychiatric hospital?

AGENT: Thats right. Im an FBI agent.

PIZZA MAN: Youre an FBI agent?

AGENT: Thats correct. Just about everybody here is.

PIZZA MAN: And youre at the psychiatric hospital?

AGENT: Thats correct. And make sure you dont go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

PIZZA MAN: And you say youre all FBI agents?

AGENT: Thats right. How soon can you have them here?

PIZZA MAN: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

AGENT: Thats right. Weve been here all day and were starving.

PIZZA MAN: How are you going to pay for all of this?

AGENT: I have my checkbook right here.

PIZZA MAN: And youre all FBI agents?

AGENT: Thats right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

PIZZA MAN: I dont think so.


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