Female Comebacks

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Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: Im a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.


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