OBSERVATION:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you dont, you are not a man.



If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. If you dont, you are good for nothing.



If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing. If you dont, you are not understanding.



If you make romance, you are an experienced man. If you dont you are half a man.



If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring. If you dont, she accuses you of double crossing.



If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy. If you dont, you are a dull boy.



If you are jealous, she says its bad. If you dont , she thinks you do not love her.



If you attempt a romance, she says you didnt respect her. If you dont, she thinks you do not like her.



If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait. If she is late, she says thats a girls way.



If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel. If she is visited by another, oh its natural, we are girls.



If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage.



If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics. If you do, she thinks its just one of the mans tactics.



If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring.



If you talk, she wants you to listen. If you listen, she wants you to talk.



ANALYSIS:



These creatures So simple, So weak, So confusing, y



CONCLUSION:



It is a wonder that these WOMEN are able to survive in the world. All test results have indicated that WOMEN are irrational. Precaution is advised when handling them.