Old and New Jokes

10. I think of you as a brother.Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance. 9. Theres a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I dont want to do my dad. 8. Im not attracted to you in that way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork Ive ever laid eyes on. 7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I dont want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys Im seeing.6. Ive got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerrys. 5. I dont date men where I work.Translation: I wouldnt date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building. 4. Its not you, its me.Translation: Its you.3. Im concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you. 2. Im celibate. Translation: Ive sworn off only the men like you. 1. Lets be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. Its the male perspective thing. Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: Youre ugly.9. Theres a slight difference in our ages.Translation: Youre ugly.8. Im not attracted to you in that way. Translation: Youre ugly. 7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: Youre ugly. 6. Ive got a girlfriend. Translation: Youre ugly. 5. I dont date women where I work.Translation: Youre ugly. 4. Its not you, its me. Translation: Youre ugly. 3. Im concentrating on my career. Translation: Youre ugly. 2. Im celibate.Translation: Youre ugly. 1. Lets be friends. Translation: Youre sinfully ugly.