Fire Tragedy in Little Rock

Little Rock (AP) Authorities today confirmed that a fire struck early this morning in the library of the Clintons personal residence here in Little Rock. Despite heroic efforts by the Little Rock Fire Department, both books were destroyed.

In Washington, a White House spokesperson was quoted as saying: Mr Clinton is very upset. He had several pictures left to color in the one book, and he was just starting to get that staying in the lines thing down.

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