First Words

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, Soups cold.

His astonished mother exclaimed, Son, Ive waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why havent you spoken before?

The boy looked at her and replied, Up until now, everythings been okay.

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