A married guy was out getting a little strange stuff when he suffered a
massive heart attack and died…

The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body, saying Your
late husband died with a tremendous erection that we cant get to go away…
What would you like us to do?

To which she replied, Somehow, that doesnt surprise me… Cut it off and
stuff it in his ass.

When she went to view the body she noticed a somewhat pained expression on
her deceased husbands face as he lay in the casket… Bending over him she
said softly, Hurts, doesnt it?