Flavor test

A man was doing a study of childrens senses in a first-grade class using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the same kind of Lifesaver and asked them, What is the flavor, and what color is it? The children began to say, Red . . . cherry . . . yellow . . . lemon . . . lime . . . green . . . orange . . . orange.

Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children suck on them for a while, but cant decipher the taste. Well, he said, Ill give you a clue. Its what your mother would call your father.

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled: Everybody spit it out, theyre assholes!

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