Forgive me Father…

It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.

Well, answered the Priest, Thats no a sin.

But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.

I admit that wasnt good, but you did it for a good cause.

Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question.

What is it son.

Do I have to tell him the war is over?

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