Bruce and Joe were down on their luck and needed a beer.After checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents,Bruce came up with a brilliant idea.

Ill take the 50 cents and show you how we can drink all day for free! He went into a butchers shop and bought a single sausage,which he stuck in Joes fly. They then went to a nearby bar.

Two beers, said Bruce to the barman. They downed the beers as fast as they could and the barman waited for the money. All of a sudden, Bruce got down on his knees and began sucking the sausage hanging out of Joes fly.

Get out of my bar, you gay bastards! the barman screamed and booted them out the door. They did this all day, going to about 16 bars and getting thrown out before paying for their beers.

I just cant do this anymore, Bruce whined.

My knees are getting sore from kneeling down on the floor so much. Well have to swap places.

We cant, said Joe.

We lost the sausage after the third pub.