Two guys and a girl were sitting in a bar drinking gin and tonics and talking about their respective professions.

The first guy says, Im what you call a YUPPIE. You know Young Urban Professional.

The second guy says,Well, I am what you call a DINK. You know Double Income No Kids.

Then the woman says, Yeah Well, Im a WIFE. You know Wash, Iron, F$&#, Etc.

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