From Peterborough to London

Leaving Peterborough for London on a day trip, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall… Hi there, how is it going? Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didnt know what to say so finally I say: Not bad… Then the voice says: So, what are you doing? I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say: Well, Im going to London… Then I hear the person say all flustered: Look Ill call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.

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