This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class.

31. Watch the professor through binoculars.

32. Start a wave in a large lecture hall.

33. Ask to introduce your invisible friend in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.

34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream AAAGH! MY EYES!

35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even its Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

36. Sit in the front row reading the professors graduate thesis and snickering.

37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professors reply and proceed to do so anyway.

38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.

39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream IMPOSTER!

40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.