Old and New Jokes

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into avery posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellowexclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeousfull-length coat.As the lady tries it on, the furrierdiscreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.""No problem! Ill write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shopowner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your checkhas cleared."So Sam and the woman leave. On Monday, the Morris returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here? There wasnt a single penny in your checking account!""I just had to come by,"grinned Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"