Old and New Jokes

There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them.



St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her.



The man replied, I was unfaithful to my wife one time.



St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven.



Now it was the second mans turn.



St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her.



The man replied, Actually Im gay, but heres a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him.



St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven.



After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other. The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, I wouldnt be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard.