This was attributed to Julie Logan and Arthur Howard, who they are I
do not know.

Are you male or female?

Take this test and find out for sure

1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:
a. one
b. almost a dozen

2. When parking your car in a public garage you:
a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over politely

3. You havent shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be
construed as:
a. sexy
b. gross

4. At the doctors, a common request would be:
a. Cough.
b. Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?

5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
a. one cup
b. two cups

6. When youre feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
a. nothing
b. Do I look fat?

7. Youve slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe
you would be:
a. sports legend
b. tramp

8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
a. 35
b. 14

9. When you hear the words hand wash, the first thing that comes to
your mind is:
a. your car
b. panty hose

10. Its the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score
tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311
average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate
turns to you and says, Do you want a back rub? You are:
a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
b. daydreaming

11. Your idea of basic pump is:
a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva

12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:
a. give
b. get

SCORING

a = 1 point b = 2 points

0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater
lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select
few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live
longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in
polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to
being president someday.