A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy stumble upon a genies magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie appears. The genie says, I will give you each one wish.

The mexican says, I wish that me and all of the mexican people in the U.S. were back in Mexico and happy.

*Poof* The wish comes true.

The black guy says, I wish that me and all of the black people in the U.S. were back in Africa and happy.

*Poof* The wish comes true.

The white guy says, Let me get this straight. All of the spics and niggers are out of the U.S.

The genie nods. Then the man says, Okay then, I wish for a Coke.