George W. Bush and the Jews

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, How come the
Jews know everything before we do?

The CIA chief says, Its simple. The Jews have an expression, Nu, Vus
Tutzuch (English translation: Whats Happening). They just ask each
other and thats how they find out everything.

Impressed, George W. Bush says he personally wants to go undercover to
see how this system works.

So the president gets disguised (the hat, beard, long sideburns etc.)
as an Orthodox Jew, and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New
York where he is secretly picked up in an unmarked car and secretly
dropped off in Crown Heights, one of Brooklyns most Jewish

As the president stands quietly on a busy street corner, a little old
Jewish man comes shuffling along. Bush approaches him and whispers
Nu, Vus Tutzuch?

The old guy whispers back, Did you hear that Bush is in Brooklyn?

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