15
Mar

Twice A Day

This guy goes into a doctors and says, Doctor, doctor youve gotta help me. I just cant stop having sex!

Well how often do you have it? the doctor asks.

Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day, he answers back.

Thats not so much, says the doctor. Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day, replies the man.

Well that is probably a bit excessive, says the doctor. Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day, says the man.

Well, thats definitely too much, says the doctor. Youve got to learn to take yourself in hand. I do, says the man. Twice a day!

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