Getting Older?

I get up each morning, gather my wits

Pick up the paper, and read the obits.

If Im not there, I know Im not dead.

So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

Oh, how do I know my youth is all spent?

My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went.

But in spite of it all, Im able to grin,

And think of the places my get-up has been.

— Pete Seeger —

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