Ghetto Grammar Class…

Leroy is a 20 year-old inner-city 5th grader. This is Leroys homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel –
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody. 2. Dictate –
My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb –
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose –
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum –
I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment –
My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis –
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel –
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man, it look fake. He say, *beep* that watch israel. 9 . Undermine –
Theres a fine lookin ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic –
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq –
When we got to the poolhall, I tol my uncle; iraq, you break. 12 . Stain –
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, ! Do you plan on stain for dinner? 13. Fortify –
I axed this ho on da street, how much? she say fortify. 14. Income –
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

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