Give Me An Ear!

This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up to him and asks to see his wife and baby.

Doctor: I have something to tell you… Your baby has got no legs… Father: Oh… I guess its still my son. Let me see it.

Doctor: Hes got no arms either… Father: That bad, uh? I have to see it!

Doctor: And hes got no trunk either… No head… Actually, its only an ear… Father: … Hes still my son, take me to him now.

Then they go in a sterile room where a nurse carries in a cradle with a huge ear in it.

Father: My son!!! Flesh of my flesh!!! Blood of my blood!!! Doctor: Louder…hes deaf too!!!

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