God asks Noah to build a New Ark

One day God calls down to Noah and says, Noah my old friend, I want you to make me a new Ark.

Noah replies, No problem God, me old supreme being, anything you want after all youre the boss!

But God interrupts, Ah but theres a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other.

20 DECKS! screams Noah, Well, ok, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?

Yep, thats right, well … sort of right. This time I just want you to fill it up with fish. God answers.

Fish? queries Noah.

Yep, fish. Well, Ill make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling, Carp!

Noah looks to the skies, OK, let me get this right. You want a new Ark?


With 20 decks, one on top of the other?


And you want it full of Carp?


Just one thing, why? asked Noah.

No special reason. says God, I just always fancied a Multi-Story Carp Ark!

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