One day, a man came home from work very anxious to tell his wife something. He tells her that his boss has premoted him to a higher placement in his company, and that his boss invited him and his wife to play golf in a few weeks. The wife replied that she didnt know how to play golf, so her husband signed her up for lessons. So the following week, she went to her first lesson. The insructor explained the way that she was supposed to stand and what position would be best for her. Then he tried to show her how to handle the club, it wasnt working out very well, so he told her to pretend that the club was her husbands manhood. At the end of the lesson the instructor said this, Maam, you did very well for your first lesson, but next week lets try to keep the club out of your mouth.