After years of his wifes pleading, this rich good ole boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preachers sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand.
He said, Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!
The Preacher replied, Oh!! Why, thank you sir, but please, Id appreciate it if you didnt use profanity in the Lords house.
The man said, Im sorry Reverend, but I cant help myself, it was such a damn good sermon!
The Reverend said, Sir, PLEASE, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!
The man said, Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, I put $5000 in that there collection plate.
The Reverend looks stunned, and says, NO SH**?
13
Oct
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- India and bharat
- Excuses For Missing Work
- Iron this!
- Star Wars Update Changes
- Animal testing
- Halloween Joke (Suggestive Sexual Content)
- Childrens View of Love and Marriage
- Milk Truck
- Neighbors
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant