Gorilla Breeding

A small, rural West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a female
gorilla of a very rare species. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became
very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem, the gorilla was in heat. To make matters
worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed,
a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals
cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species. So, the park
administrators thought they might have a solution.

Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to fuck the
gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that
he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

First, he said, I dont want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you
must never tell anyone about this.

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
asked what was his third condition.

Well, said Ed, You gotta give me another week to come up with the

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