Grandfather & Grandson fishing
One day, this young boy and his Grandfather were fishing in a boat out on a lake. The Grandfather pulls out a beer from his cooler and starts drinking it. The boy asks Grandpa, can I have one of those? Grandpa replies, When your willies long enough to touch your ass, then youll be old enough and I will give you one.
A little later the Grandfather pulls out a long cigar. The boy asks Grandpa, can I have one of those? He replies If your willie can touch your ass, then you can have one.
Later that day the boy pulls out a snack pack and starts eating it. The Grandfather asks, Grandson, can I get one of those?
The boy asks, Can your willie touch your ass?
The Grandfather says Yes it can.
The boy says, Then go screw yourself.
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