Great Quotes by Great Ladies!

Great Quotes by Great Ladies!Inside every older person is a younger person —
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think
of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-Old age aint no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-A mans got to do what a mans got to do. A woman
must do what he cant.
-Rhonda Hansome-The phrase working mother is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-Every time I close the door on reality it comes in
through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-Whatever women must do they must do twice as well
as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-If you cant be a good example, then youll just
have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-When I was young, I was put in a school for
retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-Im not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know Im not dumb. and Im also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-Im not going to vacuum til Sears makes one you
can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-
if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to
combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I lea

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