Guys – Dont Do This On A Date

There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date…

I really dont like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

I refuse to get cable. Thats how they keep tabs on you.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesnt hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that Ive grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldnt have given someone like you a second look.

And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

I know you said you dont eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

Its been tough, but Ive come to accept that most people I date just wont be as smart as I am.

I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldnt hurt to consider it.

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