yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!





yo mama soooo hary when u were born u got rug burn!!!





yo mama sooo hairy when she sees a bear she sings we r family!!!







yo mama soooo ugly that a blind man wouldnt have sex with her!!!





yo mama sooo ugly she makes the blind kids cry at the daycare!!!





yo mama so stupid she put a batery up her but and yelled ive got the power!!!





yo mama like a door nob every one get a turn!!





yo mama like a matress shes always laid!!!





yo mamas like block buster every one goes home happy!!





yo mama like a biycecle every ones riding her!!!





yo mama like a drum shes getting baned 24-7 !!!





yo mama sooo dumb when i said christmas is around the corner she went looking for it!!!





yo mama soo ugly she had to tie a steak to her neck to take the dog for a walk!!!





yo mama like a bowling ball she get picked up fingered and laid and always comes back for more!