Old and New Jokes

Theres these three guys who walk into a hotel and ask for three different rooms. The clerk says ok but some people say this place is haunted by a ghosts. Ahh who cares we want some sleep, replied one of them.



so they all got different rooms. the first guy is unpacking his stuff when this ghosts comes ans says Im the ghost of lambourgigi Ill cut of your balls and eat your wenie.



he eats his penis and goes away.





The next guy is unpacking his stuff when the ghost comes and says Im the ghost of lambourgini Ill cut off your balls and eat your winie. And he does it and leaves.





the last guy is unpacking his stuff when the ghost comes and says Im the ghost of lambourgini Ill cut off your balls and eat your winie. the guy replies , well Im the ghost of christmas past touch my balls i kick your ass!