Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mom: Well dear…a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room…they kiss and hug and have sex.(The daughter looks puzzled.)

Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddys room, you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Mom: Jewelry, dear.