The health inspector shut down the restaurant on the corner of main street and second avenue.



A new owner rebuilt the kitchen area. The inspector was very impressed with the new kitchen. Stainless steel counters and shelves. Floors of white marble. More lighting install making a bright and clean looking work area. Tongs hanging everywhere, the food was not touched by human hands.



The inspector noticed a string hanging from the cooks fly and asked What is the string for?



The cook replied, When I go to the bathroom, I do not have to touch it, I just pull it out with the string.



Oh how neat, replied the inspector, how do you get it back in?



The cook responded With the salad tongs.