An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor one day, and he was fitted with an exceptional hearing aid.The old geezer returned a month later for a checkup, and the doctor remarked, Your hearing is perfect! Your family must really be pleased that you can hear again.The old geezer replied, Oh, I havent told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations… and in that time Ive changed my will three times!