A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircrafts electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopters position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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Apr
Additional Jokes From "Computer"
- What do nerds do in their spare time?
- An IBM acronym
- Lunch at Hewlett Packard
- The Dr. Seuss Computer Manual
- Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
- Redneck computer term
- Back In The Good Old Days
- Microsoft Darkness
- Computer Virus List 1
- Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- An IBM acronym
- Itty Bitty Machines
- Microsoft and ZZZZ
- Should my loved one be placed in an Assisted Computing Facility?
- Too Much Computer Time