Hints hes a bad Chiropractor

From Late Show with David Letterman

Top Ten Signs Youve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor

10. When you walk, you make a wacky accordion sound.

9. Keeps saying, A spine is like a box of chocolates.

8. Repeatly asks, You a cop? You sure you aint a cop?

7. Over and over, you hear crunching sounds followed by Uh-oh.

6. Theres a two drink minimum.

5. At end of session, lies down on the table and says, My turn!

4. He was nowhere near Woodstock and yet hes covered with mud.

3. Rushes in late to your appointment still wearing his Burger King uniform.

2. Hints that for an extra $50, hell straighten something else.

1. Youre fully-clothed and hes naked.

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