HERS:



Pulls off at wrong exit.



opens window



asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer



Arrives at destination presently.



HIS:



Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive its the correct one.



Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks hes right.



Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.



Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air



Pulls up to a 7 -11



Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky



Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.



Gets back into car.



Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.



Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.



Almost hits a deer



Curses the night



Curses you



Curses the large slurpee



Drives and fiddles with radio.



Yells at you for suggesting the map again



Admits he didnt want to go to Thanksgiving at your sisters anyway.



He hates your sister.



Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel



He had to look up pernicious.



Couldnt find a dictionary.



Finally found a dictionary



Couldnt spell pernicious.



Seethes at the memory of it all



But she is laughing inside…



And of course youre still lost.