A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him….

Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go?
Man: Well, we got married.
Clerk: Thats good!
Man: No, thats bad. I wasnt wearing any clothes.
Clerk: Oh that is bad!
Man: No, thats good — she didnt care and shes rich.
Clerk: Oh, that is good.
Man: No, thats bad. She wont give me any or spend any of it.
Clerk: Oh, thats bad.
Man: No, thats good: She bought a house.
Clerk: Oh, thats good
Man: No, thats bad — it burned down.
Clerk: Oh that is bad.
Man: No thats good — she was in it!

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