How dogs and men are alike

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both ahave irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both mark their territory.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Neither does any dishes.

Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.

both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

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