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Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow in a deer.He says,Sit down and wait here and dont make a sound.So he leaves. The other man does not make a sound. So the other man findsthe deer but then he hears a scream. He runs to the man sitting down. he says Why did you scream? The other man says I did not scream when a snake bit me butI did scream when two chipmanks ran up my pantlag and saidShould we eat them here or take them home.