05
Aug

Hunting Bears

A guy is walking thru the woods with a shotgun, hunting for bears, when all
of a sudden he sees one. He shoots at it, but misses.

The bear, annoyed, goes up to the guy: Did you just shoot at me?

Guy says, Yeaa…

Bend over! says the bear. Or Ill eat you.

The guy figures, Fuck! Its a bear! so he bends over, and the bear
fucks him up the ass.

Next day, same guy, bigger shotgun, same bear. Did you just shoot at me?

Yeaaaa…

Bend over!

So the guy figures, Fuck! Its a bear! …and gets it up the ass again.

Third day, same thing… Did you just shoot at me?

Yeaaaa…

So the bear goes, Ummm… You dont come here to hunt, do you?

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