03
Nov

Husband and the Genie

There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genies lamp.

The genie came out and said, Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double.
The guy didnt like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,

Genie, I want a house in Hawaii. POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didnt make him happy but, he made his second wish.

Genie,I want 2 billion dollars. POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isnt very happy. The genie says,You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy says, Yeah,yeah.I know. So the guy thinks real hard and says

I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!

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