The Quarantine Diet

A man returns from
Africa and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately
rushed to the Hospital, to undergo a barrage of tests.

The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and
the phone by his bed rings.

"This is your doctor. Weve had the results back from your tests
and weve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely

"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do,

"Well were going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pitta

"Will that cure me?" asked the man.

The doctor replied, "Well no, but…its the only food we can get
under the door."

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