A wife arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house her husband stopped her with these words:

Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about.

Driving along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift.

She was hungry, so I brought her home and made a meal from the roast you had forgotten in the refrigerator.

She had only some worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you discarded because they were out of style.

She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday – the one you never wore because the colours didnt suit you.

Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you now.

Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked: Is there anything else that your wife doesnt use anymore??

So here we are!!!