07
Apr
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries –
DOC, DOC…I cant feel my legs, I cant feel my legs!!!
Well of course you cant silly!, replies the Doc…
Ive cut off both of your arms.
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- Knock, Knock
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