I like your thinking

teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will
be left? She calls on little Johnny.
None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.
The teacher replies, The correct answer is 4, but
I like your thinking. Then Little Johnny says, I
have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting
on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second
is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The
third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which
one is married?
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, Well
I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and
sucked the cone.
The correct answer is the one with the wedding
ring on…but I like your thinking.

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