A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed his mums bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, I need a man, I need a man.

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day Johnny came home from school and heard her moaning again. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself and moaned, Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!