If at first you dont

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The pen is mightier than the sword — if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

Call me insane one more time and Ill eat your other eye!

I didnt fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

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