Maternity leave would last two years…with full pay.
Thered be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health
problem.
All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent
effectiveness.
Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet
trained.
They wouldnt think twins were quite so cute.
Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.
Theyd have to stop saying, Im afraid Ill drop him.
There would be drive-through abortions.
Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
Theyd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as
entrees.