A man would no longer be considered a good catch simply
because he is breathing. Medical research would be spent on developing new birth
control methods for men. Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be
considered Macho. The hem of mens pants would go up or down depending
on the economy. Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey. Fewer women would be dating because the ideal weight
standard would increase by 40 pounds. Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would come with papers showing their true identity,
marital and employment status, if they live with their
mother, and whether they have had their shots. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Ms. Magazine would have a annual swimsuit issue featuring
scantily clad male models. Men who designed womens shoes would be forced to wear them. Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within
two hours of bedtime. Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice
as hard for none of the credit. Little girls would read Snow White and the Seven Hunks. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make. Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap
operas. Men would HAVE to get playboy for the articles, because there
would be no pictures. Men would learn phrases like: Im sorry, I love you. Youre
beautiful. Of course you dont look fat in that outfit, Go
to sleep – Ill take care of the baby, etc. Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their
accomplishments. Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. All toilet seats would be nailed down. Men would work on relationships as m